We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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