He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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