i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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