Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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