just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I understand Curling. That high.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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