On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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