chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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