btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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