Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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