What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There's always time for handjobs
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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