So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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