I love black thongs
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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