i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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