Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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