i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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