there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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