Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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