Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
