We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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