He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
