you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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