I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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