If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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