everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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