I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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