Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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