When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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