My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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