After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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