Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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