Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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