last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
