these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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