but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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