nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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