my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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