But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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