i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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