My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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