I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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