I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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