If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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