Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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