I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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