so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
