M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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