dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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