Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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