i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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