i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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