Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
