Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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