Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
