She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
